“She’s obviously faking it” was the last logical thing some people ever said.
To a modern eye, the pattern is obvious: convulsions that started the moment eyes met, that intensified with a bigger audience, that stopped the instant the accused left the room. Several of the accused pointed this out, in plain language, in open court. It is, on the surface, the single most reasonable thing a defendant could have said.
It was also close to the most dangerous. The court's entire case rested on the credibility of the afflicted girls. Calling that credibility into question wasn't received as a defense — it was received as an attack on the court's own evidence, and by extension, on the girls themselves. Defendants who did this tended to move from ‘suspected’ to ‘certainly guilty’ in the eyes of the room almost immediately.
The Reverend George Burroughs is the sharpest example. A former minister at Salem Village, he was accused of being the ringleader of the entire witch conspiracy — a claim with essentially no coherent evidence behind it beyond the girls' fits. At his execution, he recited the Lord's Prayer flawlessly from the gallows — something Puritans widely believed a true witch could never do — and the crowd nearly turned in his favor on the spot. Cotton Mather, present on horseback, intervened publicly to remind the crowd that the Devil could still disguise himself as an angel of light. Burroughs was hanged minutes later.
The lesson embedded in that moment is the same one embedded in the touch test and in spectral evidence generally: the court wasn't actually weighing arguments against each other. It was running a machine that had already decided its output, and logic aimed at the machine simply became one more data point for the machine to process.
Correct, and dead. An underrated combination.